laughingfish:

bloodbending:

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

emmg:

onfirelikegasoline:

becketts-one-and-done:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

I’m Russian and I approve

halalcocaine:

the older you get the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing

blahhbitchs:

sexysassybossy:

lunafromtcp:

y’all should shoot y’all shot for friendship 🤧

i’m actually sweet asf

Seriously 😕

Literally

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I’m back!!!

Oh man it’s been quite a while since I’ve been on here, literally surprised all of my followers are still here (most likely they’re inactive like me though) oh man I’m back i have so much to tell you guys, life has been a shit show, stick around and you guys will get to read some wild stuff

solardivulger:

clonazofpam:

thankyu:

Hearts be like, bump bump bump lol

cant relate